what's up greg, it's me danny back with another episode of how to ruin a relationship
i just found this account on the instagram explorer page called hammytv. they're an account that is run by a couple
tt's basically an account where this boyfriend and girlfriend prank each other in the most
ridiculous and nonsensical awful ways. it's a prank war baby. no one's safe
your boyfriend's always out to get you. he wants to ruin your day and he wants to ruin your relationship
so this is the first video of theirs. it's a classic prank. i've seen this prank a million times
basically, the guy puts a bucket of water up on the ceiling then he holds it up with a broom
he tells his girlfriend to come and grab onto the broom
man: hold it or it will break, please woman: what the fuck? what am i supposed to do
and then.. UH OH.. the girl is stuck holding onto the broom but while the boyfriend giggles his little heart out
man: *giggling his little heart out*
the girlfriend's basically stuck because
if she moves the broom the bucket of water will fall on her and she doesn't want a bucket of water to fall on herself
so you can basically do anything to her
ANYTHING. so it's a pretty classic prank, right?
but he makes it just a little bit creepy by making the caption - "Easiest way to get your girlfriend's pants down...
*laughing emoji*" and he like trapped her in this position and then pulls her pants down and then just films her standing there without any pants
just laughing and then a bucket of water falls on her
woman: *screaming*
PRANKED!!!!
*laughing* girls are so stupid. they'll fall for anything
and as soon as you get them in a compromising position, you can pull down their pants. so right off the bat
it's a little bit rapey. you can tell in this one that they're both having fun. she's laughing
woman: *laughing.. what an icon*
it's probably fake because from my understanding
every prank on the internet is fake, but the fact that she's screaming things like "no" and "this isn't funny!"
woman: *says those things*
just make it a little bit uncomfortable to watch. that and the audience that these types of videos generally attract are
pretty creepy. "post it without the blur." *mocking* yo, dude
i know you run a really successful
instagram account with over a million followers and nudity is against instagram's terms of service and could possibly get your account suspended but dude
post it without the blur. i like girls' underwear. i like to see it
i like what it looks like and i don't know any other way to find it than by watching
instagram comedy videos. come on! this is my only chance to see a girl in her underwear
dude, please post it without the blur :(
now what if I told you their pranks get..
even funnier.. *in a voice* what could be funnier than trapping a girl in an awkward position and then taking her pants off, danny?
well, you know how sometimes it's funny to drug women without them knowing
oh.. it's-it's not? OH NOOO! this video is called - "that time i gave my girlfriend female viagra XD!!!!!"
man, whispering: female.. viagra..
that moment when you open a can of redbull and then take one sip and then just walk away into the other room
that's like something a SIM would do people are on some SIM shit, dude
man: those are bad for your heart uwu
i didn't notice this until i was editing but she does it again where she picks it up and then she takes another sip and then
she sets it down and then they walk out the door.
man: no! babbbee!
UH OH! she's getting she's getting all in the mood that those drugs that you gave her involuntarily must really be working
you can tell that this prank is real because of how inconspicuous he's being about filming her
i mean would you know someone was filming you if you were sitting in the car next to them and they were going like this
uh ha ha babee... stop..
babe.. uhuh.. babe stop
man: GREEN woman: you're gonna be my bitch tonight man: im not gonna be your bitch *laughing*
*mocking* I'm not gonna be your bitch EHAHAHAHAH
oh yeah, that's totally a real laugh not forced at all, oh
woman: *inaudible*
uh oh! now they're at their parents house and she's horny as can be and she's
chasing him down the hallway tried to take off his pants
*weird ass fucking noise what the hell danny*
man: what the *BLEEP*
*danny mocking his laugh.. again*
yeah, i know when i get horny i start.. uh
wall twearking. that's what you do. look at these comments. "oh, where did you find this? I need that ASAP!! #perfectprank*
god it's just so creepy looking through the comments and like half of them are like "bro. where did you get that? haha..
i gotta try this. ah, what a great and fun idea drugging women, so they'll want to have sex with me"
wait where have i heard that before? okay, that prank is very weird. but don't worry. the girl does get revenge
woman: can i have one viagra please doctor: one viagra woman: thank you
why is the doctor already holding the viagra when she asks for it
is this like a
viagra store or is this doctor just so desperate to sell viagra that he's just always holding one in his hand.
dad: excuse me, can I have some viagra?
doctor: YEAH!!! here you go i have it all ready for you.. here you go
also "one viagra, please" sounds like someone buying drugs for the first time in their life
like meeting a weed dealer and being like "hello. I'll have one weed"
*clapping*
woman: babe do you want your drink
okay, so she gives him the viagra and then you'll never guess what happens
woman, softly: oh my god
WOAH!!!! is that a boner?! what the?! okay, so now he's like walking around all erect n shit
okay, viagra makes you horny, tt doesn't make you dumb... like what he's walking around as if everything's cool
like he doesn't realize he has a boner.. how? how???
he's just walking around like "why's everybody looking at me i feel completely normal" meanwhile everybody's pointing at his dick like "whoa!!!!!!!"
and he's like going up to people to engage with them to be like, "what's up? what's what's the big deal?
what? you never seen this before? you never seen one of these?"
this is why you can tell that the pranks are fake because if this really happened to you you'd be like
"oh i'm gonna go hide inside for the rest of my life" not "i'm gonna walk up to people and confront them about my erect dick"
so accounts like these have always confused me because it's like.. "okay i've got this woman. i courted her for quite some time, took her out on a few dates and
the next thing you know weeks turned into months.. months turned into years.. we're in love. she's my everything
i want- i only want the best for her. so i'm gonna drug her. i'm gonna pull her pants down.
i'm gonna embarrass her on the internet in front of millions of people" and "i love my boyfriend back
so i'm gonna fucking tie a rope around his ankles and drag him down the stairs"
it seems like pranks like these would just ruin your
relationship with your significant other cuz it's like every time you're around them you would just be nervous and jumpy
i'm already a very nervous person in general
if i even just see someone that i'm not
expecting to see i'll scream and then cry.. but from what it seems these people aren't just ruining their relationship
they're ruining each other, like look at this one
for example, the girlfriend decides to drug her boyfriend again, obviously, but this time not with viagra.. this time with
laxatives. because she knows her boyfriend's gonna have to poop real bad. so she decides to put tacks all over the toilet seat
yeah, that's right. she was like "hmm... making my boyfriend shit his brains out isn't enough..
i'm gonna have to mutilate his butt, too!"
*just lots of fucking screaming*
and the excuse she uses to justify the prank is like "my boyfriend never refills the ice tray when he's done
with the ice tray"
woman: every morning my boyfriend uses the ice cube tray to make us protein shakes and he never refils the ice cubes!
so, yeah, naturally the the right course of actioner is to stab his ass a thousand times
hey, i've got a better idea
why not just ask him to refill the ice tray or get one of those automatic
ice trays? there has never been a point in my relationship where i've been like
"ah.. she just won't listen! i got a drug this bitch!"
there's also this one where she super glues her boyfriend's hand to his dick
and she doesn't give any explanation for this one, she's just like "well he was asleep..
so what was i supposed to not fucking emasculate my boyfriend? xD"
it's just so weird that they were so insistent on like permanently harming each other
it's like the boyfriends probably got like a
circle of dot scars around his ass and now he's got his hands super glued to his dick
It's like, you know, the dick is good for you, too..i hope.. like don't- don't ruin it for both of you
so she puts glue on the hand and then somehow the boyfriend stays asleep while she lifts up the
underwear, grabs the arm, lifts that and then puts it in there and then he wakes up and he is mad
man: no shit, super glue! danny:crazy right??
so then they go to the hospital and explain the situation to the nurses and the nurses are not even shocked
they're like impressed
though they're more than impressed they're like borderline proud of the girl they're like, "wow that's amazing!"
they're like high-fiving in the in the waiting room "way to go! yeah!
i hate my boyfriend's dick too and his hand fuck that- fuck those things." i get that
these pranks are almost definitely all fake because why would they really be doing this to each other?
there's no way this is a real functioning relationship if they're constantly on edge to even fall asleep
or put ice cubes in their drink at all times because they're worried
they're gonna shit their brains out or wake up with no dick. especially this one.... this one is so fake
it's like if you even think about it for two seconds, it's so clear that it's fake
so the girlfriends getting gas
while she's not looking the boyfriend runs up and tapes the nozzle into the gas pump and then the girlfriends driving around with her windows
down and everybody's yelling at her like "hey!
you have the gas nozzle in your car! you should stop and check that out!"
and she's just she's just driving around like "why is everyone yelling at me saying that i have some shit on my car?
it's almost like they're trying to tell me something to be helpful because they're saying i fucked up and did something wrong...
leave me the fuck alone!!!" she's acting so confused.. like she's like "why is everyone telling me that the
nozzle of the gas pump is sticking out of my car that can't possibly be true and i'm not even gonna check
everybody's probably playing a big prank on me. this is probably another one of my boyfriend's pranks
he got everybody in our entire town in on this joke where they tell me. i've got some 'shit sticking out of my car'
well, i'm smarter than that!" it's like she doesn't even think to check
she somehow doesn't see this camera that's recording her from inside the car. what seems to be on the passenger seat
she also doesn't see her boyfriend's car.. just tailing her the entire time with her boyfriend in the backseat filming
it's like either these are the two most oblivious people on the planet or...
this prank is fake.
which I know is a revolutionary thought. that's why you come to this channel for um very revolutionary
ideas, like
this prank fake. anyways, i just wonder who watches these videos because it's like anyone over the age of
7 could probably tell that these videos are fake if you think about them for two seconds
It's like why would they be doing this to each other?
unless they're.. i don't know if this guy if it comes out that these videos are real, i will be very shocked
why torture your boyfriend or your girlfriend? it doesn't make any sense
couple prank wars.. doesn't sound fun
it's just like a weird genre that i just can't relate to and
just seems all in all very creepy.. a lot of their pranks.. it's like "i drugged my girlfriend!!"
"here's a way you can make a girl horny for you and take off her pants, haha xD"
it's just another weird side of Instagram that i just don't understand and honestly, i gotta say i don't like it. alright guys
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