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Hey there whoo - here and welcome back to dream daddy and dad dating simulator the second comic in the series, I'm sorry

I'm so late on this there were legit two tornadoes that hit my city knocked on my power three days. No worries

It's all good. I lived and like the last one on Instagram

I will make a post all you got to do go to my Instagram make sure your following and leave a comment

Oh and then go link is down below next Saturday

I will be doing a draw to give away 10 copies of these. I already emailed the last people they didn't get back

So what you could potentially win both?

There's 20 entries for this one and plus you can always just go down to the link below and you can buy the thing

It's super cheap super easy and it supports the artists

Perfect way to get more dream daddy content for both me and the gang over at the dream daddy team

Let's continue into this and we're just gonna see how it goes

Like how they made sure to have the tattoo front and center little cult ending Easter Egg

I see you I see you there. This one's gonna be my favorite. I love Roberts voice good god humans have a primitive instinct

They tell someone they're in danger, even when they can't see it here. That's the thing. What what was the name? Hold up

What was the name of that thing?

Mothman that's what of it that's Mothman. Okay. Okay. I've seen these Easter eggs being thrown around

I'm kind of wondering if they're gonna update the game after the series is done. That would be insane

I would love that fingers crossed. They fabricate stories to protect themselves from facing their animalistic nature, not me, though

I'm not interested in getting caught with my pants down

Losing them is a different story. That's like the first thing

It's Damien

Why do we have? No, where did you get the night-vision goggles from you're using those there isn't that night-vision?

Okay

Strange, I see we've got ourselves a bunch of billow who would Belet what bela lugosi? Oh

Okay. Okay too bad tonight's schedule is jammed couldn't adjust it. Even if I tried you know what they say Neal dead men

Don't tell lies one word of what I said and they'll drop you into the nearest sinkhole

Damn, god goddamn. Did I miss the rapture even a place like maple base should be this dead on a Friday night

Hey there. Now. What's with the german expressionism?

The hunter or the hunted not alone. I see whatever it is. It's quick means it's dangerous. I better be careful

This is like a movie. No. Well, what did we get into? Okay. Okay. I'm feeling it setting the tone

What is that your knife? Of course, it is might be a little toasted here, but I'm not out of my mind

The mind is a subjective

Apparatus no one truly knows not even ourselves

There's nothing like a midnight stroll to clear one's mind after a laborious afternoon

Organizing and mounting the taxidermy. I'm gonna assume this is like a huh

Face, let's just go with that. You look lost and it's had afflicted though. I'm new here

I would be happy to assist you in any way possible any zones, he's gone. We dropped our knife though

That's uh, uh, it was just a nightmare. Okay, we're all good

Can't even wait until after coffee. Of course, they tattoo

I swear to god they're hyping up this tattoo

If you haven't seen the cult ending video

There's gonna be a little card a little eye something

Click on that check that out because it is it is quite deep

It is quite in-depth and um, it could possibly be in the future of the game

Hey, bro, making sure you're still coming to the cookout. You're it started to bring the protein. Oh

I wonder if there's a void somewhere nearby that I can fall into what kind of sick perverted joke

And I see you're admiring my Victorian jetty admiring. That's a word

Hey, I just had a dream about you Damien. How's it going?

Wait that voice to maintain the authentic color and consistency

Of such jelly one must not only juice the essence from fresh blood oranges

But also boil bones to create gelatin forgive my enthusiasm for the art of gelatin molding

I've been terribly rude. It seems we haven't been properly introduced. I am Damien blood March

It is a pleasure to meet you in a manually fashioned blood from bones from victims

That's the name if I've ever heard one Robert smalls

You're the one who bought the haunted Victorian the real estate agent informed me of the door

But I believe see once's see see Oz's see ANSYS see once's or a great source of entertainment

Wonderful for parties looks like you've got a thing from a car. I did it so many big words macabre

Eh, that's what we're going with I prefer to see it as a comfortable relationship with debts ineffability

Yeah, we all bleed. It's empty. He's nervous

He's got acuities nervous though though some more than others it seems rare advice crank is occupied with the gorillas

So I'll take it upon myself to allocate more

It was nice talking to you again Robert again hold hold up. Hold up

Hold up again. He's thinking the same thing. May I come in? I know what this is. I've seen this before

It's spooky is what it Damian. Okay, Damian. Literally you freaked me out a little bit. Okay, don't get me wrong

You're a nice dead. You're probably very

Misunderstood but but that that is the face of somebody who would spook me

Okay, last night Damian glamoured me real gutsy. We got like a whole operation going here

Oh, I bet you hold up. Let me see. What is this Val? So that's my daughter. She sent me

Oh, that's actually really cute. She sent me a dinosaur. Okay. Is there anything I can see? No doesn't look like it vampire slut

We just had it on deck, you know out of holy water

I'm missing the stake, but that's why we've got elbow grease at this stakeout

Wish I hadn't lost my other knife better double-check some things while I had the time so wait

Was it a dream or halt maybe it wasn't a dream. Maybe it was literally like we were walking at night

We heard somebody and then we ran I thought it was a dream

Maybe it wasn't harsh

Chapter 1 garlic stakes, holy water. In other myths unless deriving from cinematic masterpieces such as blade

and/or The Lost Boys

Vampires are vampires maintain a consistent irrefutable trait vampire hunters have been trained to identify since the dawn of the hunters guild. They're tacky

When I purchased the iron maiden for your birthday you promised it would be displayed for decorative

Purposes not become a tool for miscreant behavior. I totally forgot his voice. I don't know. It's not a big deal

I was testing its authenticity not trying to hurt anyone as one who understands the thrill of an authentic aesthetic

I must empathize and praise your dedication, but your safety is the priority

Whatever. Goodnight Lucien. I love you. It's not like I'll sleep at night. I love you, too, at least finish your drink

It's good for you. I'm going to my room dad

They say teenagers could frighten the knife from someone but sometimes I really wonder if Lucien could care less if any of us bleed

There's blood in that glass

Are you are you sure it's boy a cape could be cranberry juice good to know teenagers are all the same undead or not

Got a dig for more evidence before I act don't want to be wrong about this. Yeah, elderberry concentrate. It's not even blood

It's it's like the worst drink you can drink although the vitamin C the vitamin C is very daily

suppli not it's

You know jumping to conclusions here. Okay, but the graves I can't all wait. No, they're for trees

Why would you dig them like that though?

I feel like a minute Depeche Mode music video so much for wondering where he stuffs the remains

No one in this godforsaken place can keep a secret if I tell anyone

Then Boyd March will know before I've caught on before breakfast 8:00 Jesus and Mary Chain. I need a holy water Toronto. Oh my god

Joseph

Joseph we're texting Joseph if I remember right Robert and Joseph do not get along at all

So I'm a little a little curious about this

But I do miss him Robert how nice to hear from you though

I would like to believe this is connected to you turning a new leaf

I can't help but be suspicious that this favor is for potentially unscrupulous purposes

I think that was his voice scratch that ah bless my tap water the next morning at the coffee spoon if it isn't my favorite

Stud muffin with a muffin only you can make cannibalism. Look half is delicious and if it isn't my favorite

Siren, that's a long face. Did he by chance miss the hair of a dog? That's a rookie mistake Robert. I'm thinking about mine

You're in a smart mood bime's are a rare subset of golf. Hey, it's John septic guy. How's it going? My dude?

Felix I guess I don't know limes are the true

starving artists think about it Mary who cares about mimes unless if they're also a part of the mine commute if you see mine then

You better tip them. They're hungry

What they're miming is likely to likely a hunger induced hallucination by bed

Anyways, Damian, I'm crapping your drinks. I'll be right back

Don't let this weirdo sell you on whatever is on like Italian food a cow proves a salad can be a refreshing change in pace

Particularly in the summer after one grows weary of stoking their cast-iron stove

He's got bite marks on his neck. Are those like birthmarks or something? I don't know. What about garlic bread

Damian let's go. My personal Prince of Darkness world ready late catch about Jim and Kim's tonight Robert

Jim and Kim do I know Jim and Kim? I don't know what Jim and Kim. Well, they're Jim and Kim in this game

I'm sure I'll see you around Robert. I just let Mary walk out the door with a vampire God

I can't I can't say certain words. Okay blame you too

Mary Mary my

Bible I have to follow them and that I believe is how far I can go into this

I have not gotten the green light to read the entire thing because I feel like they take down the video for that

So if I get that I will for sure do the second part if you want to buy it again link is in the description

Below like I said before if you want a free one

There's 20 being given away go down to the link Instagram drop a file and leave the comments on the picture

I'm about to post here. You will know the one any comment doesn't matter one of these and we'll do that next Saturday

But thank you so much to watch you guys gals. Thank you so much for all support. Go. Take it easy

Go enjoyed a girl wax. Be sure to hit the subscribe button hit the bell do what you want to do

You don't need reminding. I don't know why I do this every time

Go take these going dude a girl acts and I'll seat you never one of you

Later, take it easy guys gals. Later

For more infomation >> Robert and Damien Official DREAM DADDY A Dad Dating Simulator Comic! - Duration: 10:46.

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Laff Mobb's Laff Tracks - When Dating the Elderly Goes Wrong ft. Sydnee Washington | truTV - Duration: 3:19.

Yeah, Chicago, how are you?

Yes, I feel good. I look good.

I know I look good, the way y'all looking at me.

You're like, "Is she gonna do comedy?!"

I'm doing good.

I'm in a committed relationship, okay?

We don't cheat on each other.

I know. That's boring, right? Ugh.

You want to hear about when I was single and messy.

Yes.

So, when I was younger, like 24, so that was like, last year, um,

I went out with this guy, and he takes me to lunch.

It was like, a real nice lunch, okay?

So, we in this nice-ass restaurant.

And I walk in with this dude.

And right away, the people are judging me.

I heard a woman say, "Is she an escort?!"

She said that. I was like,

"Is that what they doing at this restaurant,

ask about my mother[bleep] business? Okay."

But then another woman tapped her and was like,

"Shh! She could be adopted."

Wow!

That's my only other option?

Selling ass or adopted?!

I mean, he was 85, so, honestly, that was my only other option.

So, I'm in there with this old-ass dude, and it's daytime.

His face is literally melting off, right?

And I was like, "Damn, he old.

Do I really want to do this?"

But then he was like, "Oh, we ordering lobster."

I was like, "Yeah, I could do this.

I could do this."

So, he ordered lobster, he ordered oyster, caviar,

a lot of seafood.

And he spent $800 on lunch, y'all!

Have you ever spent that much money on lunch

and still felt famished?

Okay?

Oh, I learned that word that day, sis, okay?

'Cause I was like, "I'm hungrier than a mother[bleep]!"

And he was like, "You mean 'famished.'"

That was the Rosetta Stone for the poor, okay?

"Hungrier than a mother[bleep]" equals "famished,"

y'all, for the poor.

So, I go to his place,

and that's how I knew he had a lot of money

'cause he had a foy-yah! A foy-yay.

How do y'all say it?

How do y'all say it in here?

Foy-yay!

Oh, okay, sis!

She summers in Capri, okay?

[ Laughter ]

If y'all don't know what a foy-yah is -- foyer --

It's a hallway-lobby.

I wasn't impressed. I wasn't impressed.

I was like, "They got that in the projects.

This is nothing."

So, I'm there in the hallway-lobby,

and I'm chilling, right?

And before we can even get into the living room,

he pulls his [bleep] out!

And it was rude because he didn't even offer me

no Pellegrino, all right?

He's a terrible host.

Yes, offer me some sparkling water

before you pull out that Civil War [bleep].

Yes. Civil War [bleep].

That's what war the [bleep] fought in, okay?

I couldn't do it, y'all. I couldn't do it.

I was like, "Do I really want to Anna Nicole Smith

this situation right now?"

But I couldn't do it, sis. I couldn't do it, right?

My mother taught me better than that

'cause I'm a lesbian.

Ow! [ Laughs ]

Got him! Got him!

[ Laughter ]

The brothers are like, "Nope. Not funny.

You should have sucked his [bleep]."

All right. Thanks so much! I'm Sydnee Washington!

[ Cheers and applause ]

For more infomation >> Laff Mobb's Laff Tracks - When Dating the Elderly Goes Wrong ft. Sydnee Washington | truTV - Duration: 3:19.

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Back to Monkeys: British Naked Dating Show (Ruslan Ostashko) - Duration: 3:55.

Back to Monkeys: British Naked Dating Show

The third season of the scandalous TV show Naked Attraction, that is, "Naked Attraction" kicked off this year in the UK.

The country's media, which Russian liberals present to us as a standard, make titanic efforts to expand the notorious "Overton window".

Did you know about the existence of the British show, whose members choose a couple for their external sexual characteristics?

I just found out the other day and was impressed...

The show, it turns out, is on one of the leading English channels - Channel 4 - already for a third year.

All of this is served as an "experiment". In any case, this was written by a reviewer I found for the first season of Naked Attraction:

"The show host, Anna Richardson, and the main guest are fully dressed. Before them there are 6 color booths,

each of which has a potential partner for a date. Yes, yes, not for sex, but for a date.

The essence of the show is to find the ideal partner for physical parameters,

and after a while to check whether further relationships have developed or not.

This is a kind of television sociological, psychological and anthropological experiment,

during which you can learn a lot of new things, and not just admire the naked men and women."

But the beginning of the first season shocked the [British] public in 2016.

"In this show of acquaintances, we return to the basics," pretentiously proclaims the narrator.

And what are the basics of humanity? That's right, monkeys...

Dwarf chimpanzees, bonobos, act in the same way, choosing a mate based on external sexual characteristics.

The educated British audience, of course, was indignant and spat,

but this did not in the least prevent the producers from extending the show for a second, and then for a third season.

Here is a fragment of one of the episodes in which the main virgin hero is looking for a "princess".

Josh, why are you here?

I'm a virgin, and I'm just really looking for my princess.

It is worth paying tribute to the authors of the show: opening the overton window, they did not forget about tolerance.

In Naked Attraction, they can choose a pair of gays, lesbians, and also those who are ready for you and me.

They write that in the fresh season, even couples will be coming looking for a third spare. In general, a holiday, and only.

But at the same time the author of the citation I quoted earlier claims that all this is just to check

how much obvious preferences in terms of physical attractiveness in the end can affect the building of relations.

Like, "it is shown that for love one physical attractiveness is not enough.

You can choose a partner with an ideal body, but if there is no 'chemistry', then the body does not go into action."

Oh yeah? This is a discovery, and we didn't even know...

In my opinion, this show is really an experiment, but its purpose is completely different.

It concludes, I suppose, in the construction of the next step to the "victory of biology over the social aspects of human life."

Although, maybe I misunderstood something?

My friends, do you have a version of what goal the British audience is for a third year getting acquainted with genitals?

No, ratings and money is an overused excuse, but what's under it?

For more infomation >> Back to Monkeys: British Naked Dating Show (Ruslan Ostashko) - Duration: 3:55.

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❤ Interview with Maria #479 – New Russian girl for dating at UFMA - Duration: 5:21.

hello everyone

today here is Masha

we want to introduce this lady to you

her ID is 479

in the UFMA Gallery

Hello Masha

hello

my name is Masha, I live in the city of Kharkov

Masha, please tell us a bit about yourself

where do you live? where do you study?

yes, i still study in a college

i learn phylosophy

and history of arts

i also work

i work in a call center

we have several projects

my project is connected with airlines

and also crypto currencies

after you graduate

where would you like to work then?

who would you like to become?

this is a good question

i love arts a lot

and i would like to devote my life to this

like gallery work

but in Ukraine this is not a very spread work

in general arts is my passion

therefore i will look for something connected to this

well this is very interesting

so you are a creative person, right?

yes, you can say i am

i like arts

i like cinema

i like painting

but i mostly paint for myself

and what do you paint?

i paint what i am inspired about

like nature, people

and landscapes too?

yes, landscapes and portraits too

so these are your hobbies

or what are your other hobbies too?

well this is really my hobby

it is not professional work

i just paint for myself

to relax

what i am inspired about

and what i like

and what else do you like to do in the free time?

i greatly like movies

i like to go to cinema

i like sports too

this is also important for me

like morning run

and other

i like swimming too

have you ever done a marathon?

not yet

i am getting ready

maybe in the nearest future

Masha, what is your favorite movie?

It is called "Love mood"

By a Chinese director

i greatly like his movies

it is very beautifully made

and the style is very beautiful too

there's a very nice love story there

and that is my favorite movie

i greatly recommend it

so you believe in love, right?

and in such romantic things

yes, of course

i think love is the most important

this is great

and what kind of men do you like?

what qualities should your man have?

maybe in a character

or appearance

what do you value in men?

in men first of all i value

being down to earth

honesty

when a man is responsible for his words

and when he does what he says

not just speaks

also i value a good sense of humor

for me this is very important

and of course the kind heart

thank you for such an answer

Masha, do you like flowers?:)

of course i do

any woman does

dear men, you are welcome to win Masha's heart and to send her some flowers :)

Masha, you have come to our agency, UFMA, to look for a man abroad

and our men are from abroad

how do you treat the relocation?

did you think about this question?

how will your life be there

the language barrier and such

or some other questions

i have travelled quite a lot

so i have seen many countries

and i like the other countries

i like the way men treat women there

i see that they are more respectful there

and i like it, it inspires me

i value this a lot

also i like the culture

i like new people

i have been thinking about the relocation

and i think it would work out

because i am easy going person

and i like new places

and in which countries have you been?

i have been to France, Italy

Germany, Poland

so you have traveled quite well

a lot of places

and do you know any foreign language?

i speak some English

rather well

so for communication it's OK

yes

great

thank you very much Masha

for coming to us

here was Masha #479

bye bye, thank you for watching

bye