ladies and gentlemen welcome back to mark after dark I'm hoppy pixel and
thank you so kindly for stopping by that's right we're back at this game
because the last time we played it ended very unfortunately where I ended up
pooping myself and then it was a game over so a major fail on my part so but
but thanks for the helpful tip from this guy
we now are gonna take those cookies over to that punk-ass that's guarding the pop
and stop store and see what happens in maybe just maybe we can get inside the
store now I quickly need to peruse through all this that we've already done
before yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep
yep all right so there's a small package addressed to you
oh nice someone sent me a tin of chocolate chip cookies gut cookies will
you eat them now hell no not now we know what those are gonna do to us
we're back at pop and stop and we're gonna give this pushy guy our cookies
that have a little extra something in them juice peach each sorry bud
sorry joy what look people don't carry cash much these days
fuck you shit man you're going is dirty base shit obviously you could cash
whatever man starving hey you've gotta give me something here have these
cookies uh ah ah ah no way man are these part cookies okay I have no idea yeah
just eat up to wash them down are you serious what yeah my reaction all right
so we gonna get something that's gonna help him wash down those special cookies
you go ahead I'm still deciding I don't feel like talking to hipster Hogan right
now but I will talk to this barista hi it looks like other customers are
waiting if you want to hit on her you better be fast
just so you know all of our beans are certified Fairtrade can I get something
started applicable pickup lines say something cheesy we're gonna stick to
being rude hey was your dad a barista what cuz you're almost what I ordered
hilarious are you getting anything
double-double and a chocolate chip cookie got a cookie can I get your name
to put on the cup mark with a K yep perfect
Coffee five dollars please here you go it looks like she spelled
your name wrong
later fantastic all right let's see you here
see if this works here have my coffee are you some a little harder than coffee
man and then it's so good you see what we get
this guy proceeds to eat all your cookies including the cookie from the
coffee shop bulky fluorosis oh it's coming it's
happening after a few moments he realizes that the hot cookies calling
quote were actually chocolate laxatives cookies as he totally shits his pants in
front of you take that you leech all right we mean it to pop and stop baby
yeah yeah let's see let's see what do we got here who actually buys ketchup chips
salt and vinegar though now I'm not buying chips would you like to grab some
Lube yeah sure why not regular lube warming Lube or glittery
loop why-why-why glittery why so your Johnson can glitter like a vampire from
Twilight let's get the glittery Lube this is probably a bad idea hey let's do
it you need to buy some condoms what kind would you like to get just normal
ones flavour neon ones or extra maximum ones standard Oh
I'm re going off the deep end with that glittery Lube so I'm gonna stick with
regular condoms I'll go with the tried and true gut condoms brilliant you know
nothing about planets yet you still find yourself examining the potted flower on
the before giving a small nod of approval
that's a nice flower the cashier seems a little distracted as he rings up your
purchase debit please yeah it's ready for you I don't need the receipt cool
Punk girl scoffs she seems to be a little annoyed hey you've got a light I
do oh the guy with a lighter I gotta go like a lighter I gotta get the lighter I
gotta get the lighter shit I didn't do that in the beginning you're hurt
this is your chance mark this is your chance it's your chance to meet a lady
what's up my friend hey man got any reefer Oh
guys baked out of his mind sorry dude
got a lighter sweet sucks out late a ladder
alright before we do anything let's save the game cuz I don't want to get a
surprise game over again at least we can pick it up from here alright we're back
with the lighter let's see if something comes of our little interaction here she
seems to be a little annoyed hey you got a light yeah
that do you here you go thanks my friggin mom keeps texting me it's really
not my business to be asking why but she's telling me this so I could ask why
or I could sympathize if I sympathize I'm thinking more about myself because
simply you sympathize you're kind of empathizing tube
ah it's dumb she wants me to get her some pot she's so needy sometimes she's
like a big child say nothing be funny seems like you're not really a mommy's
girl me more of a daddy's little monster
hey it worked busted I love Harley Quinn so much I
should have known that I should have known that quote oh one sec I gotta take
this it's my mom I'll see you later all right
we had one half-decent interaction with summoning and I didn't have to act like
a complete douchebag so I don't think there's anything at the grocery store I
had a good interaction with a single lady so what I'm gonna do I'm gonna go
up to my apartment and I think I can sleep and if I go to sleep I might be
able to go to that bar that we saw when we first played this is you're our
neighbor Carol's apartment yeah we've already seen that got to get to our
apartment
take a nap yes
Oh smooth jazz I like this very nice very very nice
they like a little bit of jazz before you go out and before you go out in the
prowl oh hello hey big boy looking for a good time
it's not appropriate ID do I look under-19 I ask everyone ID okay here you
go the bouncer checks your ID with
unnecessary thoroughness in the past you might have felt nervous by this but
right now it's just annoying okay Bango end nope
why not it's full but there's no line it's full what if I give you something
in exchange hmm without saying a word you show the
bounce of the small pink flower you see from the woman ah okay you can go it
welcome to Greece folks we made it agree is poker guy no limit Omaha buy-in is
$200 what you play poker strip poker no you don't you're right I don't get
out of here you clown I actually do stand-up comedy you don't
care you're right I don't
uh classic Oh these are the people I met earlier what can I get for you
I don't know whatever's cheap well we got the Grizz special two bucks for a
cougar bait it's a fruity vodka cocktail perfect two
bucks you pay the bartender it looks like
blood I'm gonna look like a fucking vampire oh hey Mike no I can't be seen
at the bar with Carol although I guess the cougar bait works try to walk away
yeah that's what I'm doing Carol moves her hand and accidentally
knocks down one of her shot glasses onto the floor by your feet oops I'm such a
klutz that's okay when you go to stand back however you
make the mistake of looking up only to discover that Carol is holding open her
dress in such a way that you get a private view of her privates jesus
fucking christ did I forget to wear panties again the
drink is slightly nauseating but you somehow managed to slam it back with
ease I'm never getting that image out of my head
terrible terrible terrible oh can I dance
who's this why are you creeping by the washrooms Leslie it's how I roll
who's Leslie I've never met Leslie more like toilet paper roll have you seen my
purse and we find that it's me asked at the bar go
oh these people those people stay away from those oh it's a dude probably some
cash a wind Beck double the obvious answer would be no because this guy's
clearly like he's faked out of his mind but maybe the game wants me to do that
think don't trust this guy so I'm gonna trust him
all right fine let's see stripper
high compliment be rude I feel like I've seen you before were you a sUNshine Girl
no but thank you you're sweet act cocky I'm like God's gift to women
what are those gifts you get a relative you don't really know hey you're funny
oh wait a minute maybe you have seen me before I do a bit of cosplay
uninterested or intrigued really who do you cosplay well you probably don't know
who these are but I do samus from Metroid with the
zero suit that is shell from portal to Zelda from Ocarina geek out yeah that's
awesome where's your name I've got an old lady name it's Ethel but I usually
go by my stage name joy so uh Oh will you look at the time I should get going
nice to meet you she slips away quietly and you're left to drink on your own
looks like you won't get lucky tonight after all
oh you're going home alone you did get lucky no one likes you at all you're
ugly and alone oh that's it guys I think that's gonna do it for this episode so
thank you so much for watching please leave a like share comment and I'll see
you next time and as always take it easy
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