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- 'SCUSE ME. I THINK WE'RE READY TO ORDER.

- WELL, UM, I'M SORRY.

THAT'S NOT HOW THINGS WORK IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT.

SOMEONE WILL COME TO YOU.

- YES, WE'RE SORRY. NO--NO PROBLEM.

- WHAT WAS THAT? - WHAT?

- WELL, WHERE WAS BLACK JEFF?

- "BLACK JEFF"?

- YEAH, BLACK JEFF.

I READ SOMEWHERE THAT WHEN YOU DATE A BIRACIAL GUY,

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GET THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS,

SO THERE ARE WHITE-JEFF SITUATIONS,

AND THERE ARE BLACK-JEFF SITUATIONS,

AND THAT WAS DEFINITELY A BLACK-JEFF SITUATION.

- OH. OKAY.

- HI, FOLKS, I'M SO SORRY FOR THE WAIT.

CAN I GET YOU BOTTLED OR TAP WATER FOR THIS EVENING?

- HOW 'BOUT I BOTTLE YOUR ASS

AND KICK IT DOWN THE STAIRS, MAN?

WE'VE BEEN WAITIN' HALF AN HOUR

FOR ONE O' YOU MOTHER [bleep]ERS TO SHOW UP!

- GOD, I'M SO-- I'M SO SORRY.

I'LL GET YOU A BOTTLE

OF OUR FINEST, PREMIUM WATER, ON THE HOUSE.

- THAT'S WHAT I SAID, BITCH! - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

- BLACK JEFF. THAT WAS BLACK JEFF.

- BUT HE WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP US.

- OH, SO, WHITE JEFF?

- YES.

- GOOD EVENING. I'M SORRY TO BOTHER YOU TWO.

I AM THE MAITRE D' HERE AT CHEZ HENRI.

- OH, YES, UH, WHAT IS IT?

- I AM SO SORRY TO DISTURB YOU BOTH,

BUT OUR ESTABLISHMENT HAS A CERTAIN DRESS CODE,

AND MADAME'S, UM, DECOLLETAGE IS INAPPROPRIATE.

- OH, MY GOD. WE'RE--WE'RE VERY SORRY.

WE DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS A DRESS CODE.

WE'LL CERTAINLY REMEMBER FOR THE NEXT TIME.

BUT THERE AIN'T GONNA BE NO NEXT TIME FOR YOU!

LOOKIN' AT MY WOMAN, AND HER--HER CH--

DECO--CHOCKA--"CHOCKALAGE," OR WHATEVER YOU SAID, MAN!

- IS THERE A PROBLEM HERE?

- OKAY, SEE, IT WAS REALLY A SIMPLE MISUNDERSTANDING.

IT ALL STARTED

WITH THAT MOTHER[bleep] RIGHT THERE,

WHO WAS DISRESPECTIN' MYSELF AND MY GIRL,

BUT WE REALLY LOVE THIS GUY,

AND HE GAVE US EXCEPTIONAL SERVICE.

- WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU TO LEAVE.

- YOU HAVE TO ASK ME TO LEAVE?

OH, YOU GONNA HAVE TO ASK THE BLACK MAN TO LEAVE? HUH?

ACTUALLY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO ASK US TO LEAVE.

'CAUSE WE'RE GOING TO SEE OURSELVES OUT.

AND WE AIN'T NEVER COMIN' BACK AGAIN!

THOUGH WE REALLY APPRECIATE YOUR HELP.

[crashes]

OH, LO SIENTO MUCHO. WATCH YO ASS, MAN!

LET US REIMBURSE YOU FOR THAT BREAKAGE, OKAY?

RIGHT AFTER I BURN THIS WHOLE PLACE

TO THE MOTHER[bleep] GROUND WITH EVERYBODY INSIDE OF IT!

BY WHICH I MEAN YOU'RE GOING TO GET

A VERY NEGATIVE REVIEW ON YELP.

For more infomation >> Key & Peele - Dating a Biracial Guy - Duration: 2:18.

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Dating in Switzerland?! | Storytime - Duration: 9:24.

hey - welcome back to my channel my name is Leah and today we're gonna be talking

about dating in Switzerland just before we start a few updates so number one I

hope you appreciate the new quality of these videos I purchased some equipment

and some lighting and this will make my videos a lot better also I will no

longer have to rush home and try to make videos where there's still sunlight out

I can now make videos whenever since I have lighting so that means there's

gonna be more videos or two I know have a peel box if you guys want to write me

or send me stuff I would love to hear from you guys so I will post the peel

box down there just the description box feel free to send me anything that you

like if you send me a postcard I would love to send you one back from

Switzerland my peel box is in germany by the way just because it'll be cheaper

for you guys to send me stuff and also cheaper for me to receive stuff because

switzerland taxes packages anyways and that's it for all the updates um let's

get started dating in switzerland I've gotten this question several times

in my comments and also have received comments about people who think they

know my dating life in Switzerland so let's go ahead and jump right in

number one I am NOT dating in Switzerland

watching just kidding I wanted to make this video about something a little bit

different more um more so getting hit on in Switzerland

I guess because I am NOT dating I'm here for other reasons and not to date so for

all those comments oh I came to Switzerland for a white guy okay I could

have done that in America so I've gotten some unwanted attention here in

Switzerland and it's funny cuz I didn't realize it until yesterday that it is a

certain type of man that continuously has been hitting on me the same type of

guy it has not been different at all and what is that it has been it has been

consistently a old white guy that's it and when I say old I mean old um if I

could guess probably like early 50s old yeah those are the guys that have been

hitting on me here in Switzerland and yeah that's the only type of guy that

has been hitting on me here in Switzerland it's pretty funny huh

but yeah so I just wanted to talk about that because it's different than in

America so number one I do not get catcalled here in Switzerland which has

been so amazing so so so amazing should have added that to the list of things I

love about Switzerland because I no longer have to hide at the grocery store

like I did in America because guys would literally follow you and chase you down

in the grocery store to try to pick you up here that's not a problem and maybe

that's just for me maybe other girls get catcalled but nope not me I don't get

cat polled no whistles no hey sexy hey ma hey girl

none of that has happened at all and it feels

and number two I just feel like yeah men here are just more polite and more

so if gentlemen here so you don't really have to deal with the harassment that

you deal with in America even when I've gone out to like clubs and bars when I'm

if I get hit on it's not you know harassment like I've dealt with before

though I've actually only been hit on a handful of times here which is also very

amazing because it's just I don't know I'm never good with being hit on because

I always feel bad and still end up giving out my number so it's so it's

just better not to have to go through that for me

but a few times it has been an older white man and it's really funny because

almost the first line that they tell me during the whole pickup process and

they're like oh I have many black friends but they don't say black they

say have many African friends and they love to tell me that I don't know if

that's supposed to make me feel comfortable but I think it's hilarious

they're always like yeah I have many African friends yeah yeah not just girls

I have many African man friends too it's pretty funny

and also along with that so since the people who are hitting on me are older

white men most of them don't know English yes most of them that I've

talked to don't know English not to say that older white men don't know English

here in Switzerland but just the ones that have hit on me don't so it's always

an awkward conversation because I mean I know what they're saying but still I

still struggle sometimes to respond but but it has been very useful because even

if I in the moment I do want to communicate in Swiss German I can just

pretend that I only know English so then they like sometimes stop

hitting on me so I was on the train back from Germany into Basel and yeah this

white man just sat right next to me on the tram and even though there were

plenty of seats open and you know he was speaking with me only in high german

which i don't understand i can only understand swiss german so since i

wasn't understanding him he was just like using his hands to like you know

he's like what do you do for work i think where are you from and he was

trying to literally make up his own sign language to talk to me and it was very

very uncomfortable other situations where i haven't been openly hit on but i

could tell somebody was like checking me out um once again mainly by white guys

and for some reason i feel like a lot of them are too shy to approach me or I

don't know maybe ice look unapproachable but it's just very funny to me and some

using I was on my way to work on the bus and I didn't even notice him I really

didn't I was just kind of listening to music you know on my phone and then I

got up to leave the bus because it was my stop and I was kind of waiting for

the bus to slow down and then he came up to me and was like good morning it was

like good morning and then I got off the bus it was funny because he waited that

long to say something to me and like thinking back I did see him get on at

the same stop it as I did so we had been on the bus together already for like 20

minutes and he could have said something before but so that situation has

happened to me before as well in Switzerland where you know they're like

looking at me but they don't approve me yeah but that's okay that's I don't

mind I'm just sharing some stories an uber driver has hit on me two of our

drivers actually and yeah both of them could not speak English so yeah it was

more of these hand movements going on and but the one thing that they do know

how to say in English is where are you from in Africa which country are you

from in Africa and I'm like America no no no no where are you really from

and I'm like America me yeah and then that's like a back-and-forth thing like

no are you really from America America yeah that's it just some funny stories

to share about dating and such a limb but not really dating but just what I've

encountered as far as attention from the opposite sex here in Switzerland yeah if

you are also from Switzerland and you have some funny stories about getting

hit on or if you have a different experience comment below and also if you

ever have any ideas of what you want me to talk about on my vlogs also comment

below and like and hit subscribe on this video and I will see you on the next one

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