you know, I could do the clap sink.
okay go ahead and do the clap sink lap sink
good job Maddi! that was a good clap sink. Thank you
Hey Everybody
welcome back to the Kelly Eden Channel I have my little sister here Maddie Bobo
Madi Bobo! also if you guys want to follow Maddie Bobo on Instagram she has two
accounts that are gonna be down below one is her personal account which she
looks very pretty on. the second one, she makes these cute dolls... hang on... so Maddie-
makes these really really adorable dolls and she has her own business shop you
have an Etsy right?
yeah I have an Etsy.. Yeah, she has an Etsy. so I have like six of
these dolls. I love them so much they're so sweet they're so endearing! so those
are down below. we've had a really good week of just bonding and watching all of
our home videos. some you might see and some not... you guys got to see COZMO-CON
and you guys loved that! and you wanted more! you guys want like a COZMO-CON remake.
you demanded it! you ask for it! I didn't think you guys would love it that
much but you really loved it! we wanted to share our second favorite which is
Bobo's Italian restaurant and.. it might actually be...way funnier than COSMO-CON
is it?! I think so. I think COZMO-CON can be kind of hard to understand and so you
miss a lot of the jokes. but Bobo's... man, it's prime stuff. all right well,I guess
we'll see so we'll go ahead and just jump into it, right? should we just do it ?
yeah okay so here we go I wrote this song.
Its ALL Final Fantasy Music.. *giggles*
as you can see we're in a restaurant. there's me, I'm the waiter... waitress
waitress? I guess its "waiter".. there's Maddie as one of her characters
with a moustache. BONJOE! what's he based off of dad? kind of?
uuhhh.. I have no idea who Bonjoe's based off of?
she's.. hah, you're lecturing her for being late.
Bonjoe, I told you not to be late! and whaddya do? yer late..
Sorry mah- *CHOCOBO WARK* H-horse wouldnt start.
*sniff* Ya know, I dont like waistin mah money here.. theres a lotta weird people here-
RHE-HA-ERRRHHHAAHHHEEWW...
my character has like no personality by the way. yes she does --no she doesn't
Darling, you KNOW I love coming to Bobo's Italian restaurant.
DEGH-HA! They're Beer is stiff.
so cute <3
okay so just just background thing like Lauren brought over a suitcase of all
this like, dress-up stuff.. like, Halloween stuff that her brother...- it was it was her
brother's.. ehhh.. Halloween costume.
Good evening sir! Can I take your order?
Yer puuuurty
My face... *giggles*
SIR... Uhm.. Your.. Hair is...
OH-WAH-AH! *flails* OH
we had to have like, one gag with that like, toupee
prop. yeah, you can't NOT! you know? so it had like a clear string you pull on it
and it flies back. Mhm. we're funny.
ah-I'll l-let you have a few more m-minutes
ohkay. BOBO!!!!
I just want to say I HATE my character in here
Why?
why here's why.. the cringiest thing about this movie (spoiler alert) is ME
do you know why?( no) because you guys are cute! you guys like do these like, little
characters and I like wanted to be the pretty one because I grew up really ugly
and I wanted to be pretty and I had to be like this serious pretty one ..
I think you kind of make the movie though like... Bobo's nothing without Shanaynay. how
Shanaynay's just a stressed waitress.. and she's just doing what she can to get by
and she works at this restaurant where you know she's not it's a high-class
restaurant. yeah. VERY expensive. its like, $1,000 just to have a reservation. JUST for the
reservation. uh-huh and yeah.. she just you know she's doing what she can to get by
okay
Bobo, do you have those other oders ready?
UGH, we're swamped with weirdos again
also Shanayay's like the only normal person in the movie so it's like
she's important cuz she's normal and she's surrounded by all these freaking
weird people that are like.. there's another.. *thinks* oh it's like Meg Griffin in
Family Guy! she's the only one with the soul, the only one who's like normal yeah
but she sucks yeah
What are you making?
I cook the food and you get orders ready, yah? is.. that so hard for you to get-ta-uh together?
Oh thats coming along nicely!
I just love the way she talks! like, you guys have seen like some of our other
past videos.. she like talks weird cuz she has like all these braces, contraptions,
and wires in her mouth.. and her like, cheeks were kind of full of it and she's
just cute and I just love her so much and now you get to see where Bobo.. like,
she's channeling COZMO-CON in this. ready?! uh-huh yeah
Do you have the, uhm..the...
TOMATOE SOUP!
Bobo.. this is...
a soggy banana and tomatoes in hot-
SERVE!
*tries to look cool*
why is this scene so long?
dya-Heh-heh-heh-ehe
These are... Tomaters n' hot.. s-water
What-shoo get darlin?
*cringe* squishy banana..
Works for me, I'm Payin' for it.
I like how he originally starts complaining that
he doesn't want to waste his money there and, its so expensive and yet..
"works for me?" he's kind of a piece of shit! yeah definitely
hey, it's their anniversary he's paying for dinner..
He was LATE .. he.. shows up and
he gets drunk and.. you guys will see what happens next.
Well.. if it's what the Italians eat..
IT IS WHAT THE ITALIANS EAT Heh-heh
Iced water?.. nothing else?
are you sure?
In a bowl!
.. Iced water in a bowl.. coming up
*giggles*
she doesn't go to the kitchen to give the order she goes back to the front
desk yes she's like &*^% this guy.
*emo sigh*
*another emo sigh*
Also, did you guys see they're really cute just printed out THING of Bobo's Italian
Restaurant on the grandfather clock? I just saw that, I was like "what IS that?"
Hhhmm..
*dissapointed stare*
*chokes*
I love good Charlotte... and I wanted them to be in our movie but they said no so uh..
oh darn it you've got me again!
kay, new game. heh.
Uh, can I help you?
so stupid.. ITSIMPORTANT
*Dad laughs*
you can hear dad laughing in the background!
Yeah, I heard that *giggles*
SHoulda gotten pizza...
Im GUUUUD at eating pizza.
GUUUUUD at it.
I said that because I had
that contraption in my mouth and it was really hard for me to eat at all I had a
herps and that's when you have something attached to your teeth up here and down
here and it pushes your jaw forward. yeah, she had an overbite
uh-huh so I had this
whole thing in my mouth and it was so hard to eat because everything would get
stuck so *snaps fingers* that's that line .
Yes, I know, dear..
Then why'd I have to tell ya?
you DIDN'T have to tell me...
*stammers* I don't get it... I told her?
*facepalm*
*giggles* the bowl is resting on his stomach
*annoying laugh*
Ahhehehehe!
*RAGE* UGGHH!!
Mama, mama I know I put the salt in after..
.. Yeah-huh..
ohhhh... dat not good
do you see how smiles and breaks character as she turns around? SO CUTE!
Yes-a mama, yes-a mama its red
Thats some Pad thai that we had the night before
That we were using as a prop in this movie mmhmm..
Mama it smell like....
*sniffs*
Baby butt
.. No, no.. Little people left her alone.
They give that up MONTHS ago
Bobo, the little people are back
.. LITTLE PEOPLE..
cut that short. Buh-bye
*sigh*
This is probably the best part of the entire movie
so.. ah, uh..this was Kelly trying to please everybody who wanted to be in the movie
right? so Madi really wanted Good Charlotte to somehow be part of the
movie so she had these little action figures and I was like okay then for
some reason they're there they're tormenting Kelly and they're called the little
people yeah and this is how you make them go away
*EVIL LAUGH*
*giggles*
that was my brothers laugh..
Now back to cooking!
His face is clean
*imitates* NoW bAcK TU CoOkiNG
So yeah.. uh, that was my-my brother. uh.. Thats
probably the only time he ever takes part in any of our home videos..
Yep. definitely.
because he-
and he WANTED to!
he asked if he could do that
it was like like he had just discovered this new talent and he wanted to share it
our brothers like very like Macho Man Randy Savage and just like has to like
puff out his chest and make his voice deeper and try to tower over us to
to intimidate us so yeah
*sizzling*
our mom was cooking dinner so we made that part of the movie
best part of the movie coming up
Mama, you came!
But of course! MI AMOURE!
MUAH *Mama kisses*
Thats our mom
whos really.... Bobo's mom
She's the best Mom
SHE DA BEST MOD!
Two cups, Mama?
Si! Two! Two cups!
This is the best part (again.)
I keep saying that but this is the best part
.. Two cups! Two cups!
....... half....
she breaks character!
*giggles* .. Half.
And look at the look on Mom's face!
just wanted her to know like... I'm not dumb these are half cups!
Are you done with that? -Yes.
What a great scene that I HAD to put in there.
SALSA!
Thats not real wine.. it's and empty bottle.
I would never give alcohol to children.
Did we put water in it or?...
we put water in it..
okay but not when when I was bringing it to the table it was empty because I
couldn't... yeah.
Heres your drink, sir.
why, thank you.
Thats half empty..
Well, I'd say it's half full! thats how they do it in Italy.
It's really half empty because someone half of it. *giggles*
Um, sir.. There's someone here for you. were you expecting...?
Oh yes! Bring him in!
Alright!
and while you're at it.. *door slams*.. get another bottle of wine!
now you're about to meet probably the oldest oldest relic in our family our
Our Mom's uh..........
..............*clicks*.....
.. Red belt..
*laughs* look how shitty that bear is.
HAY BUDDY!
Uhh... want me to help ya there?.. YAH.
There you go.
So red belt is a bear that is.....
.. How old is he?
Um, I think Mom got him when she was about two..
so, uh.. he's nearly 60 years old. and red belt has had several
surgeries he only has one eye, he's just like; on his last leg. his chest has been
redone and REE stuffed.. and actually I've changed his eyes recently I gave him new
eyes. Wow.
I ordered you a glass of wine if thats alright..
*stares into the abyss*
oh yeah, I forgot you like the HARD alcohol.
OH WAITRESS!
And thats why red belt is in such bad shape.
cuz he's an alcoholic. mm-hmm
great puppeteering that we have here.
Hard Alcohol for my friend.
J-JUST HARD ALCOHOL I NEED HARD ALCOHOL
ya know kids, when you're 21and you wanna
go to the bar and you want to order a drink just say HARD ALCOHOL!
Heh heh heh
hey.. heh.. yeah don't do that.. s-stop it
she brings out a beer....hard alcohol.
I think we uh.. I think there's like v8 in that bottle..
oh yeah.. there is, huh.
Um, so.. you're a detective..?
y-yah I am.. why? do you LIKE detectives?
UM
*COUGH*
I'll just... go get those drinks..
So romantic, isn't it?
OH!
I just remembered.. I got this new thing.. adds a little PUNCH in your drink!
......disappearing ink......
Yeha... you'll like it !
so the Beanstock in Taiwan i-it's gone it's gone da-down 5%. you know when I was 5
I couldn't learn the ABCs.. it was kinda weird.
.... ahh..... *dies*
*Gasp*
Bear Gasp*
anime shock panels.. or reaction panels you know.. so again..
*Dad coughs*
awww..
Dad's cough!
so like.. our dad just was a Flemmi person. it was just..
and was always just like..
*Dad noises*
Just like.. "Dad sounds" Dad noises.. like *DAD COUGH*
you become a dad and you're like,
*more Dad noises*
Yep.. He's dead alright.
My husband's dead?!
What is-a goin on here?
Chef Bobo, this man just died!
What are you talkin' about?
Dont worry about it.. Inspector DONALD is here
*all* Inspector????
we're so cute
Yes! Innnnspector... or.. detective?
now let's inspect this
to your face!
and to finish that off!
and there we go
UM we had just watched
The Fantastic Four.. and I was really into the Human Torch for some reason so that was that.. ok.
what have you come to?
Wha- oh-OH.. oh.... He's dead.
lets see.. thats the.. one.. two..
Three ... four... FIFTH time dis happen to me!
tell me about it..
well, it all started back in the sixties when
my restaurant first opened...
Great flashbacks..
OH YAH
And zen it happen again in the seventies
there's Cozmo-con and Candy! making an appearance.
Also, uh-sorry.. our take on what the 60's looked like..
was like... the 1860's *lawl*
and then Lauren was like, dressed like the eighties. I know I know I love that
CozmoCon Candy are making appearance GOTTA make a cameo, yeah.
and zen again again
in ze eighties
look at yer fuckin blow up guitar
and zen again, in ze nineties!
Madi had to be Good Charolette AGAIN
No not yet
wait...whats this?
Oh she's dressed as Aeris. so like we did a Final Fantasy 7 movie that unfortunately got taped over
and I'm really upset about it but yeah.. that was Aeris' outfit
And zen again in ze 2000's
wait... dats SIX killings
Here.. NOW I'm Good Charolette!
and Lauren is Eminem
heh heh heh heh
and now zis!
There's something about those stories..
just... a familiar..
OH YEAH, MY SECOND EXPLANATION MARK!
Dyaheh heh heh
comedy gold
What happened to your pants?
*shrug* I dunno.
now I know actually! I saw what happened. okay what happened to your pants?
my character before I was good Charlotte he came in uh.. softball socks, boxers, and a t-shirt
bobo's was wearing boxers now...
no costume change...
so stupid
What pants were you wearing?
ze white ones!
Can we please get back on topic?
hmm...
My conclusion is...
the killer is...
Sanaynay!
WHAT?!
I Trusted you, I'm disgusted!
I didn't do-
hold on, hold on, hold on...
Was Shanaynay even around in the sixties?
Dyeh heh heh hahaha!
I... never thought of that...
He's the worst inspector! yeah.. *laughs*
If it really is a killer...
Then that person would have had to be around
during the 60's, the 70', the 80's the 90's... and now the 2000's
I couldn't just say oh he's been around since the 60s.. I had to...
couldnt just say... Oh he's been around since the 60's
to... I had to..
I think you had to clarify. yeah he could have skipped the eighties
you know like what if he was around in the 60s 70s and 90s..
okay thanks Mad ..
OH! It WAS me!
No, it wasn't you, Bobo...
If it wasn't Shanaynay and it wasn't Bobo..
Then who was it?
You guys are doing my job!
Who could have done it and why?!
Yeah!
and when did detective Donald turn French?
no, no.. I was never French..
Can we please get back on topic?
One strange thing all of zem had in common
was they all had HARD ALCOHOL
okay so a lot of verbage got cut off just because the way we had to film this
was in order on the camcorder because we didn't have any editing software and we
were kids and we didn't know how to take cues correctly you know
meet at my place after we get rid of this Fifi person.. love, Don
Also is this like her asking
for a threesome or some shit?! like what?
I think so
fucking weird man
Bobo takes the note and puts it in his pocket!
Wait.. zer is someone else there
Every night of ze killings!
Red Belt~!
More anime reaction panels
Oh *sniff* so cringy!
I love that, Ayehehehehe!
Thats Cringy but..
How could you?!
wait! now you coppy me!
the accent is getting to me!
What about red belt?
what about him?
My HUSBAND!
actually zos people... zey never die..
zey pass out..
Pass out?!
from what?
I make very strong drink..
Wait a second..
YOU LIE?!
Basically....
yes..
I am not Italian.. I'm French!
So.. My Husband's not dead?!
No.....
He's just....
Not awake?
Let him sleep.
Okay so...
as long as that solves it..
and there were never really any murders..
Can we go home now?
No, you not off shift!
wait a second...
I drink your drink!
Goodnight!
*claps*
Man, Inspector Donald is the best
Wow.. that was my masterpiece right there..
I love how it just wraps up to
like you know just so you guys know they never die nothing happens yeah there was
no purpose! we just lied to you. I mean inspector Donald investigate all of this
so stupid! you know what I would really you know what I would love to do in the
future? is I would love to remake CozmoCon and Bobo's Italian restaurant but like..
really like high scale like an actual movie with like great JJ Abrams lighting
and sound quality and light.. yeah yeah I would love that man but I don't know.. y
you can send your votes to 555-5555 you have Bobo's
Italian restaurant play on SNL live!
I hope you guys enjoyed this piece of
cringy history that I bequeathed to you! it's not... it's not cringy
alright guys
thanks for joining us! let us know what you thought of our awful video in the
comments.. and *giggles* just be nice to us please
okay bye bye
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