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Alpha Aussie here with some tinder tips for men to get you more dates with the

ladies you're about to learn how to get dates on tinder while riding a kick-ass

bio that will increase your attractiveness to women and see your

matches skyrocket if you haven't watched my video on making awesome photos for

tinder and stop being a dumbass and go watch it when it comes to writing and

tinder bio most guys want to write their life story all about their job and all

their interest as if she's actually gonna read line after line after line no

mate get real mistake number one is guys not understanding the purpose of a bio

your bio has got one simple job that's to create enough curiosity for a girl to

swipe right she's about to read if the other BIOS from guys all saying hi I'm

John I work as a blahblah which I enjoy on the weekends I like sport and travel

and music I'm just like any other guy really stop can you see how repetitive

this is gonna get for a girl you need to stand out and make her feel a deep level

of intrigue so don't show all of your cards mate don't take it too seriously

you shouldn't list every interest you have or every job you've ever had being

on tinder is not an attractive quality so you want to show that you aren't

taking tinder too seriously right let's get down to it time for you to get some

dates using tinder here are some examples of BIOS from guys who gets

hundreds and in some cases thousands of matches on tinder per week this is how

to get dates using tinder mate as always you need to show off your strengths but

not look like you're showing off so you don't say how amazing you are but you

say something that makes you read between the lines and get curious and

interested in you premium cat facts available on request I'm six feet six

six in heels eight four in steals I have ten suits so I make a great plus

one for your summer weddings I enjoy exploring eating out meeting new people

and the Oxford comma my dog hates pictures I have multiple passports but

I'm not a spy tell me where you need residency and

I'll marry you to get you in this tinder bio says so much about this guy it's

quirky he's fun educated culture and a dog lover see how he says all this

without actually saying it directly woods I have ten suits so I make a great

plus one for summer weddings what she reads is by reading between the lines he

has an interesting professional job and cares about his appearance you'll notice

again that if you said that directly it sounds cheesy try hard and not very

mysterious at all words I enjoy the Oxford comma what she reads is this guy

is well-educated words I have multiple passports but I'm not a spy she reads

what is this guy had multiple passports I wonder about his background one hell

of a guy New York Times outstanding gentleman Washington Post I wish I could

be more like him the most interesting man in the world he'd be crazy not to

swipe right mr. New York he's my phone's background mom my hero

spider-man now obviously this makes her laugh and she thinks to herself this guy

gets it he's chill he's cool he isn't just another random desperate tinder

dude married a couple of kids looking for

some side action just kidding single three Tamagotchis looking for

someone to bring to family events so I'll stop thinking there's something

wrong with me this one's a little bit like a movie set you up for one idea but

then takes you in an entirely different direction it plays on common stereotypes

and it says I'm a cool guy this is another similar bio I'm a rocket

scientist I've appeared on the cover of CQ twice and after mastering Italian I

became an international super spy right now I'm yodeling my way across the

Quebec Caribbean stealing top-secret information and sipping may taste shaken

not stirred okay fine I exaggerated just a smidge but I do

look good my tie and I've got a b-plus in my fifth grade science class message

me for more Straight Talk and I'll send you Facebook links photos of science

fair trophies and much much more now obviously the guides a bit of a

dickhead but that's okay because it will make women laugh and it just seems like

really fun stuff after Gil's read the same crap over and

over and over again this is like a breath of fresh air

Manhattan med school dog lover ranked fourth in the world for thumb wrestling

haha this is shortened to the point what's really good about it is it gives

a bit of information and then it releases this seriousness with a nice

laugh and a bit of a joke at the end get her feeling some emotion when she reads

your bio now summary how to get a date with

tinder by writing the best bio xual read today don't just bid out random facts

about yourself use some wit and some charm by showing off in an indirect way

literally reading between the lines women love to do the detective work

subscribe for more videos and I'll show you how to do well with the ladies

I'm alpha

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Key & Peele - Dating a Biracial Guy - Duration: 2:18.

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- 'SCUSE ME. I THINK WE'RE READY TO ORDER.

- WELL, UM, I'M SORRY.

THAT'S NOT HOW THINGS WORK IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT.

SOMEONE WILL COME TO YOU.

- YES, WE'RE SORRY. NO--NO PROBLEM.

- WHAT WAS THAT? - WHAT?

- WELL, WHERE WAS BLACK JEFF?

- "BLACK JEFF"?

- YEAH, BLACK JEFF.

I READ SOMEWHERE THAT WHEN YOU DATE A BIRACIAL GUY,

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GET THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS,

SO THERE ARE WHITE-JEFF SITUATIONS,

AND THERE ARE BLACK-JEFF SITUATIONS,

AND THAT WAS DEFINITELY A BLACK-JEFF SITUATION.

- OH. OKAY.

- HI, FOLKS, I'M SO SORRY FOR THE WAIT.

CAN I GET YOU BOTTLED OR TAP WATER FOR THIS EVENING?

- HOW 'BOUT I BOTTLE YOUR ASS

AND KICK IT DOWN THE STAIRS, MAN?

WE'VE BEEN WAITIN' HALF AN HOUR

FOR ONE O' YOU MOTHER [bleep]ERS TO SHOW UP!

- GOD, I'M SO-- I'M SO SORRY.

I'LL GET YOU A BOTTLE

OF OUR FINEST, PREMIUM WATER, ON THE HOUSE.

- THAT'S WHAT I SAID, BITCH! - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

- BLACK JEFF. THAT WAS BLACK JEFF.

- BUT HE WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP US.

- OH, SO, WHITE JEFF?

- YES.

- GOOD EVENING. I'M SORRY TO BOTHER YOU TWO.

I AM THE MAITRE D' HERE AT CHEZ HENRI.

- OH, YES, UH, WHAT IS IT?

- I AM SO SORRY TO DISTURB YOU BOTH,

BUT OUR ESTABLISHMENT HAS A CERTAIN DRESS CODE,

AND MADAME'S, UM, DECOLLETAGE IS INAPPROPRIATE.

- OH, MY GOD. WE'RE--WE'RE VERY SORRY.

WE DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS A DRESS CODE.

WE'LL CERTAINLY REMEMBER FOR THE NEXT TIME.

BUT THERE AIN'T GONNA BE NO NEXT TIME FOR YOU!

LOOKIN' AT MY WOMAN, AND HER--HER CH--

DECO--CHOCKA--"CHOCKALAGE," OR WHATEVER YOU SAID, MAN!

- IS THERE A PROBLEM HERE?

- OKAY, SEE, IT WAS REALLY A SIMPLE MISUNDERSTANDING.

IT ALL STARTED

WITH THAT MOTHER[bleep] RIGHT THERE,

WHO WAS DISRESPECTIN' MYSELF AND MY GIRL,

BUT WE REALLY LOVE THIS GUY,

AND HE GAVE US EXCEPTIONAL SERVICE.

- WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU TO LEAVE.

- YOU HAVE TO ASK ME TO LEAVE?

OH, YOU GONNA HAVE TO ASK THE BLACK MAN TO LEAVE? HUH?

ACTUALLY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO ASK US TO LEAVE.

'CAUSE WE'RE GOING TO SEE OURSELVES OUT.

AND WE AIN'T NEVER COMIN' BACK AGAIN!

THOUGH WE REALLY APPRECIATE YOUR HELP.

[crashes]

OH, LO SIENTO MUCHO. WATCH YO ASS, MAN!

LET US REIMBURSE YOU FOR THAT BREAKAGE, OKAY?

RIGHT AFTER I BURN THIS WHOLE PLACE

TO THE MOTHER[bleep] GROUND WITH EVERYBODY INSIDE OF IT!

BY WHICH I MEAN YOU'RE GOING TO GET

A VERY NEGATIVE REVIEW ON YELP.

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