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What's up guys?

Austen Summers here, international dating coach

I've taught hundreds of men in person on four continents now and today we're gonna break down

Californication

And specifically a character called Hank Moody in this show and see if his game

Actually works

Or if it's just kind of like, I don't know, a Hollywood fiction

So I've never seen this before

My virgin eyes will break this down for you, will analyse it in detail and we'll see if Hank Moody can

Actually get girls

[Austen] Alcoholism, a good sign

[Austen] He's wearing like those blind person glasses

[Surfer Girl] Hey [Hank] Yikes

[Surfer Girl] Do you know anything about wine?

List of things that would never happen in real life

Just a hot girl who's like a 9.5 out of 10 just in a bikini

Hanging out in a regular old supermarket and then opening a guy who looks like a blind fat dad

Who's drinking in the store. This does not happen in real life, okay?

Women that have a lot of abundance aren't going out of their ways to meet guys, right?

They have too much availability of guys, so they're pushing away guys

It's like if you're

White and you go to Thailand or if you're white and you go to

Taiwan or something. You have an abundance of choice with women, you're not going out proactively like

Oh I need to find a girl because all the girls are like

Looking at you and touching you and swiping you on tinder and messaging you. Like, it's just not something that would happen

So that's the first thing that just doesn't really happen

[Hank ] Wine is fine but whiskey is quicker

[Surfer Girl] Suicide is slow with liquor

[Surfer Girl] Sabath

[Hank] Ah close, Ozzie, solo

[Hank] But nice try [Surfer Girl] Thanks

[Surfer Girl] Um, that stuff will kill you

[Hank] Life will kill you

[Hank] It's heavy. It'll make sense

[Surfer Girl] I'm taking it in [Hank] Let it sink in

Sorry, that is just, I can't. The cringe is like, just like getting up there's like

He always tried.. It's like he's trying to be witty but it's like forced into the conversation

Wit doesn't really matter that much

What matters more is actually like

Emotions that you're conveying

So if you're in the same emotional wavelength the whole time and you're just kind of cocky and trying to be witty the whole time

She's not gonna feel a range of emotions from you

And because of that

She's not gonna feel such a great experience around you

You don't, I want to press on it, you don't need to be super witty

And many guys, you're never really gonna be super witty

It's better to just kind of convey different emotions and as you can see here forcing

Witticisms and and trying to get like the better response

Well, let it sink in

It's just kind of like tacky and kind of lame

[Hank] Here you go

[Surfer Girl] No, no. I can't let you do that

[Hank] Unless you got some fuck you money stashed up your hoozy what's it, your shit out of places to look so just take it

[Surfer Girl] You're sweet

[Hank] My pleasure [Surfer girl] And cute

Okay this is actually something good like, your job as a man is to put the woman in the most

Feminine position possible. And when she has to think about things like, oh shit I don't have money for this

Or oh how are we gonna get there or... If you're putting that burden on to her, she can't relax and be fully feminine so by taking away

Her need for

That one dollar or something in that situation, it shows that you're an effective man that you have resources that you're

Able to deal with any conflicts that come up and it's just another sign that you're an attractive man

Also, yeah puts her in a more feminine position so she can be flirty and fun and the feminine energy just wants to be like

Free, right? Doesn't want to have to like think about logical things and

You may, if you're dating a girl long-term or if you've already had some experience with pickup

You've probably heard girls say things like

I want my man to be superior to me, I want my man to take care of difficult things

I hate these

Gender things that feminists are bringing up that now I have to work and I have to pay for bills and I have to like

Be independent fuck I just want to like relax and chill and like be feminine and just like hang out with a guy and have him

Take care of everything so, yeah

[Surfer Girl] Thank you [Hank] You're welcome

[Hank] What? It's a damsel in distress

[Hank] I love all women, I love you. I'll make a run at you crusty, I will

That's good, that shows like he's flirty with everyone and he's the kind of guy that

Women like to make exceptions for and stuff. He's kind of like a Russell Brand character, where people to see him as like

Oh, he's fucking Russell Brand he's just fucking around, he's sexual

If you're that guy, it's never gonna be weird when you hit on the girl

Cuz that's just who you are, right? But if you're like super serious accountant mode

And then the girls next to you and you're like

I'd love to deposit a check in your register

She's gonna be fuckin' creeped out, right?

So yeah basically present yourself as the guy, that's sexual fun flirty with all girls

Waiting outside the store for him, another thing on the list of things that would never happen

Like I mean, sure like, a one in a thousand chance

But 99% of the time, more than that, the girl would just keep walking. She would be open to the idea of him reapproaching

But it lowers her value, to the point where she would just feel slutty herself

She would feel like you would judge her

And she wouldn't be waiting for you outside without you specifically saying

Hey, just wait two minutes. I wanna talk to you outside

Like, that would be a better go

Or if he's checking out in that point, he just keeps the conversation going with the girl so she's right there

Then he grabs his stuff, they walk out together and then he can convince her to come to his place

That would be a realistic situation, this would not happen

[Surfer Girl] I fucking love vinyl

[Hank] Yeah, just sounds better

Okay, quick note. He has a good set up there. What does he have, he has drinks, he has weed, he has a guitar

He has like a good ambience set, he has low lighting

He's got some music playing in the background, he is bang prepping his place. Like, this guy knows what he's doing

[Hank] It's warmer, right? It's just human

[Surfer Girl] You're just an analogue guy in the digital world, aren't you?

[Hank] I might steal

[Hank] What is your name by the way?

[Surfer Girl] Wouldn't you rather just fuck me and never know?

[Hank] Oh, fuck, who says romance is dead

Yeah this is a typical Hollywood trope, right? Like the the girl is the one like making the moves, but dude

Usually it's like the girls making the moves cuz the guys beta as fuck, but this guy's like the the fake alpha

Or whatever, he's trying to portray an alpha

And he should be the one making the moves I don't understand why they had to use that trope here

Or maybe it's just because more guys can put themselves in that point of view I guess, I'm not sure

But yeah that girl's also way too witty, that doesn't seem

That doesn't seem realistic

You're just an analog man in a digital world, what?

We got fucking Walt Whitman here, just pop it out

Fucking pulled Walt Whitman who's trying to suck his dick, some nine in a bikini at the grocery store

Quoting poetry, what the fuck

But another thing is

He sticks out that like let's just pay attention to another thing here

Also, he's got some sick bracelets guys, these are called fuck triggers, you got to get some of them

Like, without these I don't look as cool

He sticks out so he's an analog guy in a digital world, he's different and many guys

Think that they just have to be the same, they just go follow the same fashion advice, they follow the same pickup stuff

They follow the same you know, I just want the car and the job in the house and the this and that and they try to fit into a

Mold of what they think society wants them to be, as opposed to you know a lot of those things are good but

Putting your own flair on to life and becoming the person that you want to be and

Envisioning the kind of life that you want to have and

Attracting those things into your life and you'll attract those kind of girls and people into your life by being

That best version of yourself, that version of yourself that you want to be

Rather than trying to be neutral and bland, so she's saying here is that he's a little bit different and she likes that about him

All right, side note there

It's often times better to hook up

Start hooking up in an environment that isn't a bedroom because

You know girls may have some experiences in the past of the guy who brings her to the bedroom and that she feels uncomfortable

Because he's going too fast

But if he starts having sex with her on the couch

Or like in the kitchen or you know against the wall, he's making out with her

She may be a little bit more likely to just go with that in the moment

All right so we actually broke down two more scenes from Californication

So if you want to see another Hank Moody video, get this video to a thousand likes and I'll drop it on Wednesday

For more infomation >> Dating Coach Breaks Down Hank Moody's Game | Hollywood vs. Reality - Duration: 11:27.

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Liam Page, 25 & Naomi Campbell, 48, Dating & The Romance is 'Mind Blowing,' Says New Report - Duration: 3:50.

That escalated quickly! Liam Payne and Naomi Campbell have wasted no time and are reportedly dating! Find out details about their relationship inside

Their romance has been heating up! "Strip That Down" singer Liam Payne, 25, and supermodel Naomi Campbell, 48, have moved beyond just an Instagram flirtation and have been seeing each other for months, according to a new report in The Sun!

Apparently, Liam has been "head over heels" over Naomi, and "he can't believe his luck" a source told the British magazine

We don't blame him – Naomi is definitely a catch! The mag reported the two have been seeing each other in New York City and London

One of their dates in London included a night out at the famous O2 Arena for a Davido Adeleke show! That date night included PDA like Liam guiding Naomi by holding her back! We love that they're comfortable displaying affection while out and about already

."They are definitely an item and have been seeing a lot of each other," a source told The Sun

"Liam thinks she's amazing and beautiful, and has said their intimate time together has been mind-blowing

He seems really into her and acting like he can't believe his luck.".In addition to clearly being attracted to one another, their relationship could be beneficial for them professionally! Liam has benefitted from Naomi's modeling connections, introducing him to influential power-players in the fashion industry

They seemingly connected initially through Instagram in mid-January by leaving flirty comments on one another's photos, but things have obviously progressed in their relationship since then! Plus, that could've just been their way of going more public – they could've kept their blossoming relationship hidden from the public before that

The One Direction star was formerly with 35-year-old Cheryl Cole, who judged The X Factor when Liam was 17 years old, and the two share a child together, one-year-old Bear

Prior to that, Liam was with Sophia Smith, 24, and dancer Danielle Peazer, 30.We're excited to see this relationship develop even further, and hope they'll make things red-carpet official soon, too! We're a big fan of this pair, and hope they're happy together!That escalated quickly! Liam Payne and Naomi Campbell have wasted no time and are reportedly dating! Find out details about their relationship inside

Their romance has been heating up! "Strip That Down" singer Liam Payne, 25, and supermodel Naomi Campbell, 48, have moved beyond just an Instagram flirtation and have been seeing each other for months, according to a new report in The Sun!

Apparently, Liam has been "head over heels" over Naomi, and "he can't believe his luck" a source told the British magazine

We don't blame him – Naomi is definitely a catch! The mag reported the two have been seeing each other in New York City and London

One of their dates in London included a night out at the famous O2 Arena for a Davido Adeleke show! That date night included PDA like Liam guiding Naomi by holding her back! We love that they're comfortable displaying affection while out and about already

."They are definitely an item and have been seeing a lot of each other," a source told The Sun

"Liam thinks she's amazing and beautiful, and has said their intimate time together has been mind-blowing

He seems really into her and acting like he can't believe his luck.".In addition to clearly being attracted to one another, their relationship could be beneficial for them professionally! Liam has benefitted from Naomi's modeling connections, introducing him to influential power-players in the fashion industry

They seemingly connected initially through Instagram in mid-January by leaving flirty comments on one another's photos, but things have obviously progressed in their relationship since then! Plus, that could've just been their way of going more public – they could've kept their blossoming relationship hidden from the public before that

The One Direction star was formerly with 35-year-old Cheryl Cole, who judged The X Factor when Liam was 17 years old, and the two share a child together, one-year-old Bear

Prior to that, Liam was with Sophia Smith, 24, and dancer Danielle Peazer, 30.We're excited to see this relationship develop even further, and hope they'll make things red-carpet official soon, too! We're a big fan of this pair, and hope they're happy together!

For more infomation >> Liam Page, 25 & Naomi Campbell, 48, Dating & The Romance is 'Mind Blowing,' Says New Report - Duration: 3:50.

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Gemma Collins' shocking leaked Celebs Go Dating rant and all the times she's been queen of the divas - Duration: 9:50.

 Gemma Collins may well be the self-professed 'diva' of Dancing on Ice, but there have been a number of times where she's taken her abysmal alter-ego behaviour too far

 Her Celebrity Big Brother appearance in 2016 was one of most iconic appearances ever, with countless highlights ranging from dragging Tony the Pony around the Borehamwood bungalow, to the time she rushed out of the bedroom convinced she'd seen a ghost

 However, her time in the house was also a backdrop for a number of feuds and during her 29 days in the bunker, she clashed with Stephanie Davis, Darren Day and most notably Tiffany Pollard

 The Channel 5 compound hasn't been the only place where Gemma has taken things too far, with a whole number of instances occurring both long before and long after, including spats on The Only Way Is Essex and Celebs Go Dating

 She even managed to introduce camp mates to The GC during the 72 hours she lasted in I'm A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here!

Advertisement Advertisement  So without further a do, let's have a look at her standout moments

Declaring she's a 'fucking star' in leaked Celebs Go Dating recording  Gemma was recorded having a full-blown meltdown behind the scenes on last year's Celebs Go Dating

 In the unearthed clip which was only released this week, she's heard telling the show's bosses that the other celebrities on the show were bringing her down and wasn't needed to be on call on the time, ranting: 'I'm like a fucking star, you can't put me hanging around all day for that, for this, what am I hanging around for?' Dragging Bobby Norris on Towie  In 2015, the Towie star had the audacity to drag best friend Bobby Norris into an argument she was having with Vas J Morgan and Lauren Pope at a pool party

 The trio were stood having a bust up because Lauren had been caught impersonating Gemma, causing her to 'bitch about her Botox'

 As things heated up, Gemma threw Bobby into the mix, telling him: 'Bob, you better tell her [Lauren] about the impression you've done of her because it's just gonna come back and bite you.'  'Why are you trying to drag Bobby into this?' yelled Vaz in response

'He's your mate.' To view this video please enable JavaScript, and consider upgrading to a web browser that supports HTML5 video 'Have you been briefed on the book, hun?' Advertisement Advertisement  Last year Gemma published her second book, The GC: How To Be A Diva, which lead to one of the most outrageous interviews of all time

 Gemma sat down with Celebs Now magazine to discuss her 'tongue-in-cheek' guide, only to blast the journalist for not reading the book – despite her own people not sending it

 'It's hard to do an interview if you haven't done any research on the book or been sent it,' she said

'I'm going to get them to send you a book and you can read up on it and then maybe we'll do this another time

 'Because we're meant to be doing an interview on the book, but you haven't got the book in front of you, so you don't know what it's about.'  That wasn't the end of the chat though, which went viral on Twitter, as Gemma continued: 'Basically, any of the interviews have to be about the book; anything else isn't relevant

 'Darling, don't worry, we're going to get the book publishers to send everyone doing an interview the book

Thank you, bye!' When Gemma 'earned her divaship'  The year was 2014 and Billy Faiers was hosting a big girls night in

 But things didn't exactly go to plan when Gemma turned up and decided to have a stern word with Ferne McCann… which quickly spiraled into a blazing row

 'No one likes ya,' Gemma scorned, before storming out of the house. 'They've known you for years, they've got to put up with ya.' To view this video please enable JavaScript, and consider upgrading to a web browser that supports HTML5 video Struggling with spuds on Celebrity MasterChef Advertisement  Remember when Gemma signed up for Celebrity MasterChef last year, but decided she was unable to carry out the simple task of peeling 50 potatoes?  Well, let us refresh your memory

 Working in the kitchens, she dared to approach the head chef if he had a machine to assist with her duties, before ordering another worker to help her out

 'Just help me peel the potatoes, I can do the rest,' Gemma instructed poor old Amir

'But try and make sure all the stuff's like literally off of it, darling.' Rowing with Jason Gardiner on Dancing On Ice  Gemma proved that she will never tolerate anyone going to the press about her when she called out Jason Gardiner for 'selling stories on her' live on Dancing On Ice

 'Can I just say one thing,' Gemma raged as Jason critiqued her performance. 'Maybe if you didn't sell stories on me maybe I wouldn't have been so upset this week

So take that.'  Dancing on Ice clip: To view this video please enable JavaScript, and consider upgrading to a web browser that supports HTML5 video Sacrificing hot water for a blow dry in the Celebrity Big Brother house Advertisement  Besides getting immunity in the CBB house, Gemma also was awarded the prize of a professional blow-dry, causing her to have a little cry

 However, getting her treat came at a heavy price and accepting the gift meant that her housemates had their hot water and appliances turned off all day

 'Guys, I know the right thing to do would be to not have this blow-dry, but you know the sitation with my hair, so if I have it done you ain't gotta put up with the moaning,' she said

 Gemma added: 'It's something that means a lot to me because you know I've almost had a breakdown since coming into the Big Brother house about my hair.' To view this video please enable JavaScript, and consider upgrading to a web browser that supports HTML5 video Clashing with Tiffany Pollard over shoes  Tiffany Pollard and Gemma locked horns in the CBB house over a pair of shoes, leading to one of the most eloquent putdowns to possibly grace the planet

 It all kicked off when Gemma leant Tiff a pair of rhinestone heels, which the Flava of Love star apparently kept for too long leading the GC to take them back

 The housemates all learned that Gemma had bitched about the situation and sneakily taken the shoes back during a task, which lead to the pair going head-to-head in another humongous row – all while they were dressed as puppets

 'Them shoes my darling have to be on someone's feet that are very beautiful and humble,' she told Tiffany

 'The shoes that she gave me were not something I would particularly buy for myself, they were old maiden type of shoes,' Tiffany articulately slammed in the Diary Room

'She said those shoes were meant to be worn on a beautiful woman, so if that's the case, she should've put them back on the rack.'  Possibly one of the best CBB feuds, ever?  Gemma Collins Versus Tiffany Pollard To view this video please enable JavaScript, and consider upgrading to a web browser that supports HTML5 video Being parred by Mick Norcross and his bottle of champagne on Towie  One of the earliest moments of Gemma being dissed on national television was the time she thought Mick Norcross was bringing her champagne on Towie

 It was painful. Mick crossed the garden with a bottle of fizz on ice in his clutches, with Gemma thinking it was a romantic attempt to win her affections

 That wasn't the case though, and Mick walked straight passed Gemma and right on over to Maria Fowler

Ouch.  'If I'm being honest, I'm a bit pissed off about it,' she later told Lauren Pope, after learning Mick and Maria had gone on a date

'I set them up because I didn't think that they'd get on. What a bitch.  'It's none of my business, but I'm a bit wounded by it

I hope they have a nice date and everything, but if they get married I don't want to go to the wedding.'  Don't get better… get bitter

  I'm A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here! fail  Gemma's helicopter meltdown set the precedent for her three day stint Down Under, with the image of mascara running down both cheeks as she ordered the pilot to quickly stop, becoming a staple meme

 Speaking to Melanie Sykes ahead of her exit and around the same time she admitted she felt like shed had malaria, Gemma said: 'I just can't do it, it ain't for me

I've found it really difficult waking up crying and feeling panicked everyday. Do you know what? I love myself too much to put myself through this.' More: I'm A Celebrity Love Island's Kaz Crossley 'definitely' up for I'm A Celebrity: 'I quite like to challeng I'm A Celebrity bosses 'don't let anyone who's been on Celebrity Big Brother' join line-up Jonathan Cheban turned down I'm A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here! despite 'big offer' Emily Atack and John Barrowman 'in talks' for joint television show 'I have to start living my life the way I want to live it and this is not it,' Gemma said moments later as she fought back tears in The Bush Telegraph

 Yep, it was clear from the very start that Gemma's jungle appearance was going to be a journey

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